Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.

sodamnrelatable:

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07 May 12 at 12 am

mychoiceisyou13:

At the Wonderstruck perfume release in Franklin, TN, a little girl was too nervous to go up on stage to meet Taylor, so Taylor went to her and comforted her. (x)

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thesoundofacolour:

I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in. Everyone else got a kick out of my reference too.

(Source: disney-garden, via counterallyourquickremarks)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhh this is an SOS

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